1. holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

    what a beautiful person

    (Source: existentialfuck, via fall-out-burn)


  2. aduhm:

    my virginity was made by Nokia because it’s unbreakable

    (via sneepy98)

  5. Hayley Williams for Rolling Stone by Lindsey Byrnes [x]

    (Source: theparamoresource, via youreworsethannicotine)


  7. awkwardvagina:

    have you ever just cried because you’re you

    (Source: awkwardvagina, via thwxntersoldier)


  9. wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

    (Source: vocaroo, via sneepy98)

  10. (Source: wartortles, via sneepy98)


  11. butt-grab:

    so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

    and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

    (via sneepy98)


  12. chessys:

    cannot believe the blatant plagarism in the bible, as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death was literally the first line of ganstas paradise have some class smh

    (via sneepy98)


  13. thatssocrates:

    the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend

    (via sneepy98)


  14. rumpelstiltskln:

    Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

    (via sneepy98)


  15. chaniall:

    people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

    (Source: ronialldo, via sneepy98)